Where to find real good gourmet coffee?

Where can I buy bulk coffee beans?

Kate asked:

I want to use coffee beans for my pink/brown wedding. I have contacted my local Starbucks and Caribou Coffee stores and they don’t sell old coffee beans. I would like to buy the cheapest coffee possible. All of the sites I have found on the internet only sell “gourmet.” The cheapest I have found is $4.38/lb and that is too high when I need to buy about 50 pounds. Help?
Ultrasound schools

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Making the perfect pot of coffee?

natures_dragoneer asked:

I was never a big coffee drinker , but drinking coffe alot , especially in the morning when I get up .. Here’s the situation. First off I buy Foldger’s Gourmet Special for coffee. I tried three flavors so far and right now trying carmel drip. I store my cofee in the freezer, people have told me to either store it in the fridge or freezer. Not sure if the freezer is the correct way to store it ? So I have a 4 cup coffee pot and not sure how many tablespoons of coffe to put in the filter. tried 4 to 6 tablespoons and then someone told me that it was too much! so added 2 tablespoons like suggested by the person ( cause I am using only a 4 cup coffee maker ) , buit the coffee was really weak. I went back to 4 tablespoons of coffee and can drink the coffee to a point , but really bitter and yucky tasting !!
Oh and I don’t use tap water I use spring water from a spring water.

- Best way to store coffee?

-How many tablespoons of coffee do I use for my small 4 cup cofee maker?
megaton.com.sg

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Anyone on here work at a hotel?

x_idohair_x asked:

I need someone who works in a hotel or motel to please tell me what brand of coffee you use in the guest rooms. I’m looking for any suggestions because I always like the coffee better from the hotel than the kind we buy. The best thing I have found is the Folgers Gourmet Dark. So, what kind do you use in the hotels?
amornatural.com

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What do you think of this business name?

teelob asked: I’m planning to open a gourmet coffeehouse in my area. I want a name that will catch attention but also is clear that the business involves coffee (espresso). What do you think of “Java Elite”? I plan to make it a place that you can order and go but also a trendy, comfortable atmosphere that you can hang out at, read, play chess and socialize. I’m picturing some standard cafe tables and chairs and also big “fluffy” chairs in groups. Please tell me what you think and what you picture just hearing the name. Thanks!
Cooking school

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Women’s revenge star if ya like it. Guys and ladies will lol?

tater tot asked:

i don’t own these or anything but got them on an email. Star me if ya like it or answer with more that you think of.

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Keep reading-they get better!!!

——————————————————————————–

WOMEN’S REVENGE

‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.

‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’

——————————————————————————–

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.

I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper lip or leg, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

——————————————————————————–

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor,

‘It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.’

He addressed the man,

‘Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?’

Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, ‘It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?

——————————————————————————–

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

——————————————————————————–

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’

‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’

——————————————————————————–

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…

30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’

——————————————————————————–

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

‘The wife responded, ‘Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

——————————————————————————–

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, ‘You should do it because you get up first,

and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, ‘You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’

Wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should

do the coffee.’

Husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that, show me.’

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top

of several pages, that it indeed says ‘HEBREWS’

——————————————————————————–

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him

at
srry it got cut off
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him

at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had

missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened

him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

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Military wife looking for a job can you help?

Alexandria B asked:

Please I have applied to so many jobs and I have such a hard time finding a job in my local area! I am a military wife that has just moved to Quantico, VA from Pennsylvania. I have so much experience more then what is on my resume. What is not on my resume is my bartending and retail experience! I am am fast learning multi-tasker!! I have excellent customer service and administrative skills including proficiency in Microsoft Word, Excel and the Internet as well as filing and phone experience that would be an asset to your company. In addition, I am an experienced billing manager. I am also a very motivated, reliable professional, who learns quickly and has the ability to work with diverse populations in fast paced environments, independently or within a team.

ANY JOB OFFERS Please contact me via phone(267-679-4665) or e-mail (alexandria.blank@yahoo.com)!!! I am looking for about $10/hr Full-time!
I have placed my resume below PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP!! I am an HONEST hard worker!!!
(I can send you my resume in a word doc.!!)
Alexandria Blank
11022 Poynter Street
Quantico, Virginia 22134
Cell (267) 679-4665
alexandria.blank@yahoo.com

Objective

To obtain a position where my excellent customer service and administrative skills can be utilized in a company with growth potential.

Summary of Qualifications

-Excellent customer service skills and able to effectively serve and work with diverse populations and ages including supervisors, colleagues, customers and vendors.
-Proficient in Microsoft Word, Power Point and the Internet.
-Exceptional organizational and administrative skills, with ability to set up and maintain confidential filing systems, answer single and multi-line telephones, and deliver messages promptly.
-Motivated and proactive with ability to work in fast paced environments independently or in a team.
-Proven marketing skills including product information, design and location.
-Over two (2) years experience accurately handling cash and balancing books.

Professional Experience
Manager
Maui Wowi (Gourmet Coffee & Smoothies), Langhorne, PA (3/07-1/08)

-Responsible for the complete operation of the store, including reconciling daily cash and sales, and supervising staff.
-Provided excellent customer service at all times by greeting and assisting customers, and promptly and professionally responding to customer inquiries and complaints.
-Monitored sales activities to ensure that customers receive satisfactory service and quality goods and conducted marketing of store and products.
-Responsible to recruit, hire, train, supervise, evaluate, schedule and complete payroll for employees.
-Directed and supervised employees engaged in sales, inventory-taking, reconciling cash receipts, or in performing services for customers.
-Performed inventory of stock and reordered when inventory dropped to a specified level.
-Maintained records of purchases, sales, and requisitions. Examined products purchased for resale or received for storage to assess the condition of each product or item.
-Enforced safety, health, and security rules and maintained clean store at all times.
-Assisted in the performance of work activities of subordinates, such as cleaning and organizing shelves and displays and selling merchandise.

Alexandria Blank
Page two

Billing Manager
Wilco Electronics Inc. (Cable & Alarm Company), Fort Washington, PA (1/06-10/06)

-Verified accuracy of billing data and revised any errors.
-Operated typing, adding, calculating, and billing machines.
-Prepared itemized statements, bills, or invoices; and recorded amounts due for items purchased or services rendered.
-Reviewed documents such as purchase orders, sales tickets, charge slips, or records in order to compute fees and charges due.
-Performed data entry and bookkeeping work, including posting data and keeping other records concerning costs of goods and services and the shipment of goods.
-Maintained records of invoices and support documents.
-Counted daily cash and resolved discrepancies in accounting records.
-Typed billing documents, shipping labels, credit memorandums, and credit forms.
-Contacted customers in order to obtain or relay account information.
-Computed credit terms, discounts, shipment charges, and rates for goods and services in order to complete billing documents.
-Ordered office supplies.

Greeter
McCafferty Auto Group (Hyundai/Suzuki Showroom) Langhorne, PA (8/05-12/05)

-Operated telephone switchboard to answer, screen and forward calls, providing information, taking messages, scheduling appointments, and to hear and resolve issues/complaints from customers and public.
-Received payments and recorded receipts for services.
-Performed administrative support tasks such as proofreading, transcribing handwritten information, and operating calculators or computers to work with pay records, invoices, balance sheets and other documents.
-Greeted person

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Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten.?

Anthony asked:

Women

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN’S REVENGE

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always! carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

< B>MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
“It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”
He addressed the man,
“Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for h is wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you we! re looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, ” You see, it’s like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………. so does she.
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were! giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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Are you ready for some great jokes?

basscatcher asked:

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

_____

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and
his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that
husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”

He addressed the men ,”Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”

Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s
Pillsbury, isn’t it?”

_____

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The
salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he
is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter.

She says: confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?

He answers, “You see, it’s like this: yesterday, I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin
of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much
cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own…so does she.”

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of
yours?”

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

_____

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day - 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men.”

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.”
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!” _____

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM” and left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece .

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This is my assignment for Business Law, but I don’t understand! Please anyone help me?

Eric C asked:

This is my assignment for Business Law, but I don’t understand! Please anyone help me!

Ronald and Constance Kreikemeier are husband-and-wife proprietors and own The Great Gourmet , an upscale reetail seller of gourmet coffee, baked goods, and kitchen utensils that has operated successfully for the last 30 years. The Kreikemeiers own the tangible and intangible property connected with the business including the real estate in which the store is located. They recently have been thinking about retiring and selling their business. In that regard, the Kreikemeiers have come to us for advice.

They want to know whether they should change their business form before entering into a purchase agreement with a potential buyer; and if so, what business form will serve their needs best.

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here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten.?

hockeyroll asked:

Women

WOMEN’S REVENGE

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

< B>MARRIAGE SEMINAR

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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Are there any women that want to laugh? If so read this. It’s long(I won’t say anything) but it is funny

basscatcher asked:

What do you think?

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

_____

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and
his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that
husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”

He addressed the men ,”Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”

Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s
Pillsbury, isn’t it?”

_____

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter.

She says: confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

_____

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day - 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men.”

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.”
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!” _____

THE SILENT TREATMENT

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece .

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Women, Women, Women 2?

Pecos.Saddles asked:

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers he is looking for a box of tampons. She directs him down the aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife? He answers, ” You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a can of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she.

( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )
Look for Women, Women, Women I posted before this!

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Are you ready for some more jokes from Basscatcher? TEE-TOP these are for you brother! share the humor?

basscatcher asked:

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

_____

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and
his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that
husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”

He addressed the men ,”Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”

Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s
Pillsbury, isn’t it?”

_____

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter.

She says: confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

_____

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day - 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men.”

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.”
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!” _____

THE SILENT TREATMENT

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece .

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Do you know how Man compares to Woman?

Lindyjn asked:

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN’S REVENGE

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I
figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.”

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other.”
He addressed the man,
“Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered,
“It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I’ll stop right here.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused,”Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?
He answers, ” You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent
my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it’s sooooooooooo much cheaper. So,
I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.

(Of course . . . I figure this guy is the one on the milk
carton!

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your!
job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says……….

“HEBREWS”

Live well, Love much, Laugh often
I am a woman of course, lol lol. Just a few jokes to lighten up the season.

Thanks to all who read them and get a laugh out of even one of them.

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