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Women, Women, Women 2?

Pecos.Saddles asked:


WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers he is looking for a box of tampons. She directs him down the aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife? He answers, ” You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a can of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she.

( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )
Look for Women, Women, Women I posted before this!

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Comments

7 Responses to “Women, Women, Women 2?”

  1. OG Roy on June 4th, 2011 3:24 pm

    your question is kinda too long

    too lazy to read sorry

  2. Q on June 5th, 2011 1:14 am

    lmao!!! the second one got me laughing out loud! although i should be insulted since i’m sure it’s directed at woman..hahah.. but thanks for making me smile =]

  3. Greenlee on June 10th, 2011 1:14 pm

    the second one is fun-E!!!! thanx for putting a smile on my face!!!

  4. Prissie on June 12th, 2011 2:44 pm

    both are very very good..
    I cant choose which is the better…
    do you post jokes frequently??
    coz these really are good. and you should post more.

  5. Tommy N on June 14th, 2011 3:03 am

    good one buddy!

  6. Iggy Schnauzer Demon on June 16th, 2011 5:33 am

    The seond one is a riot and is very good.

    and this is not too long, put a smile on my face and I laughed while reading it

    thanks for a little late night humor

  7. Diane. on June 16th, 2011 11:11 pm

    LOL I like the second one